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yay, somebody threw me a bone :D

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 23, 2008, 4:55 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: the hilarious domestic dispute across the hal
  • Reading: OH GOD FINALS HELP D :>
  • Watching: house
I've been looking for a job on campus for the last couple of months with only limited success, so I was a bit shocked this morning when an opportunity was laid at my feet fully gift-wrapped. Just as I was about to leave to put in another application for food service, an e-mail appeared in my box with the title ';peer tutoring opportunity'.

A brief (in)accurate summary follows:

'Heyyyy, you're more than passingly familiar with the basic conventions of grammar and sentence construction. You want to get a job as a writing tutor? I hope you do because I already put in an application for you. lololol, have fun you brilliant, semi-literate bastard :D

Signed,
Professor AWESOME
Sister of Mercy'


(Not really, but in my desperate state the effect was largely the same.)

That was...so nice and unexpected. I'd already braced myself against the horrors of the food-service industry, so this was just short of a miracle. Now I can bust ass, get money, and not have to scrape three layers of grease and assorted animal parts off of my forearms. c:>

Devious Information

  • Current Age: I can buy porn. Hooray!
  • Current Residence: In a hive teeming with blasted, randy hornets.
  • Interests: what?
  • Favourite movie: The Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Three Amigos
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, classical, and jazz are generally safe bets.
  • Favourite artist: Dali, Hirschfeld, Gorey, O'Keefe, Klimt, Schiele
  • Favourite poet or writer: Wilde, Wilder...uhh...Keats
  • Favourite style or digital art: Old-fashioned inking, baby. Black and white all the way.
  • MP3 player of choice: ILO
  • Shell of choice: Shells are for gastropods and substitute teachers.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The lickable kind marketed by Willy Wonka.
  • Skin of choice: Skin violently torn from the backs of endangered animals.
  • Favourite game: Okage
  • Tools of the Trade: wacom tablet, brush, pen, pencils, toothpaste

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Devious Comments

*VotM:iconVotM: 2 days 7 hours ago
Your art is just the coolest! Please keep it up!

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"I hope you choke on it."
~yulihn:iconyulihn: 6 days 3 hours ago
may I just say that your characters and art are stupendous. so SO entertaining! :dance:

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assume the position
=Jing-Chan:iconJing-Chan: Apr 24, 2008, 5:53:07 PM
thank you for visiting.... I think... I'm in love with your style *w*;;

<3<3 *swoon*
~Goddess-of-Suicide:iconGoddess-of-Suicide: Apr 21, 2008, 4:02:41 PM Mood: Joy
Hello! I remember you, from Elfwood.com. I was a lurking fan, years ago, and I'm glad that I found you, again. You sort of inspired me, to write, you see... and your characters make me so happy, on the inside (especially Jasper, because I KNOW he's hiding cornrows, under that hat. I just KNOW IT. =-=) Anyways, I'm just writing to thank you and let you know that you're pretty much made of 100% awesome. :D Never stop drawing!

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I ♥ Thomas Jerome Newton. :D
~pumpkinpai:iconpumpkinpai: Apr 19, 2008, 10:22:56 AM
Great gallery, your characters seem fun. Keep up the good work!

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Life's way too short to be fretting over
toast crumbs in your butter dish.
~AlejandroIsAMinotaur:iconAlejandroIsAMinotaur: Apr 16, 2008, 10:10:22 AM
Amaze, you amaze, you amze-maze-maze!

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Shake the Crime-Stick!
*dawgmastas:icondawgmastas: Mar 30, 2008, 10:59:17 PM
come backk

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"It's not pink, it's fuchsia!"
*rocketgal:iconrocketgal: Mar 26, 2008, 1:22:29 PM
mooooomooooomooooooooooooo

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five thousand two hundred and thirty nine ants, Ed. Pick them up! PICK THEM UP!
~ngun:iconngun: Mar 23, 2008, 2:47:08 PM
Very awesome gallery :) I love your art style
*tastemybrain:icontastemybrain: Mar 21, 2008, 8:41:34 PM
your gallery is amazing :heart:
~Corny63:iconCorny63: Mar 18, 2008, 2:30:13 PM
Stop being dead. D:




>_>
[link]
~ace-13:iconace-13: Mar 17, 2008, 9:45:03 PM
a gift pour joo [link]

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TRANSMISSION OUT.
~amarz:iconamarz: Mar 7, 2008, 9:19:00 PM
I love your work, it's fantastic.
:+devwatch:

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OM NOM NOM
~Vilecat:iconVilecat: Feb 22, 2008, 9:20:23 PM
Your comic and characters are very interesting. I like their designs too. <3 to see more!
~abbey1normal:iconabbey1normal: Feb 16, 2008, 11:23:35 PM
I'm really enjoying your cast of characters. Is there anywhere we can read the entire comic up to now? Or buy it or whatever? Because I'd buy it if it's for sale. Keep up the good work!

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And the patrons and the actors too are unsure if the play is through,
and with sidelong looks await their cue but the frozen mask just smiles
~elfranco:iconelfranco: Feb 12, 2008, 7:40:28 PM Mood: Daily Needs
che me re-encanta tu trabajo y mas aun los personajes que haces lo mas horiginal que vi en mucho tiempo.
y estoy seguro que los mini comics esta igual de buenos

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la frase del mes es: "y con respecto a lo que no tiene nada que ver......"
*Odd13:iconOdd13: Feb 9, 2008, 10:56:06 PM Mood: Sociable
gift for ya' [link]


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"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
---Marston Bates
~Sebbythefreak:iconSebbythefreak: Feb 8, 2008, 12:54:09 PM
I'm in love with your gallery

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"BREAKING NEWS! A young adult have died of suddent cease of brain fonctions! Details at eleven!"
~Korini-chan:iconKorini-chan: Jan 28, 2008, 3:30:54 PM
Your comments page is already full of people with compliments... I hate repeating stuff, but Ithinkyou'recoolsoIbelieveIwillwatchyou.

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I am not as I was.
~Loar5:iconLoar5: Jan 24, 2008, 8:56:35 PM
You have wonderful art and character design. : )

:+devwatch:

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If I don't comment/reply, it's because I can't think of one
This actually happens quite often....
*snapesgirl34:iconsnapesgirl34: Jan 17, 2008, 8:53:33 PM
You're never on DA anymore. D: I miiiiisssssss yoooooou.

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~HappyLemmel:iconHappyLemmel: Jan 17, 2008, 11:43:24 AM
I love your work. I saw them some years ago and then lost track. Your character have really developed since then. Yet again love your work!! :D

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Only one click from complete madness and destruction"
~DrSlouch:iconDrSlouch: Jan 15, 2008, 4:22:24 PM
Your style is awesome. Definetly gonna watch you.
~TheOneHeartless:iconTheOneHeartless: Jan 12, 2008, 1:19:50 AM
Love your art! VERY Expressive!

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We all need a little love...Make it oozy love and I'll vomit...so lets not go there...